Plattypus

I’m probably the worst marketer you’ve ever heard of. I can’t promise you 9001 new patients by 9 AM yesterday or I’ll work for free. I don’t have a time traveling “live” webinar that’s always starting five minutes from now. I haven’t extracted the “Top Ten Tips Towards Total Triumph” from my quasi-inspirational life story. I don’t even have a foolproof system that will make anyone and their great uncle’s cousin’s dog’s fleas filthy rich with just 5 minutes of work. Who am I? I’m Russell Platt from Plattypus. What am I even doing with my life? All I have is this straight-forward plan for helping local medical practices get more new patients without having to do time consuming work outside the office or use outdated tactics that stopped working years ago. And, further demonstrating my total worthlessness as a marketer, I just give the plan away to anyone who wants it. No strings attached, no money or blood sacrifices required. What’s wrong with me? I know it’s hard to fathom, but apparently I’ve got a simple strategy for reliably, consistently generating high quality new patients on autopilot. So...uh...yeah, if you want new patients yesterday, a sales pitch webinar in five minutes, 731 tips for your best business ever, or a no-work high-payout strategy from a guru… ...I’m not your guy (bad marketer, remember?). But if you’re looking for a plan that helps hard-working doctors leverage their time so they can spend more of it helping people and growing their practice instead of having to go out hunting their next patient… ...then this action-oriented, result-based strategy is clearly the realization of all your hopes and dreams. Here’s the 4 basic phases: - Clinic Audit - Patient Attraction - Gateway Acceleration - Automatic Clinic Let’s talk about how this strategy applies to your practice. There’s no pressure, and I only bite on Tuesdays… Visit the.plattypus.co/letstalk to schedule a strategy call. Sincerely, Russell Platt The worst marketer ever.